Labour looking like lummoxes
We told you this would happen. The party's latest missteps have proven our predictions correct once again.
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Reform not reforming their ways
And we love that. The party continues its controversial path with no signs of changing course.
Tories are Toast
Our editor has recently switched sides and couldn't care less about their electoral woes.
Lib Dems: The Jokesters
We don't really care about them anymore because they're remoaners! Their political relevance continues to fade.
What a disappointment!
We knew Labour were going to be bad but we just have to reiterate. We didn't think they'd be this bad. It's almost impressive how the more they act like the Tories the more we hate them, even though we supported the Tories for so many years. Oh well, they're ancient history. It's all about Reform UK now!
And so they try to ape Reform
The Labour Party can never ape Reform UK authentically, because we, the media, know they don't believe in it. As I, the great Richard Littletoilet have seen so many governments fail, I know that this one is just on the cusp of it, even if I have been saying this since day one.
Bombing ends in Gaza but for how long?
Donald Trump has missed out on the Nobel Peace Prize, but his face is still peachy, oh wait, that's the fake tan. In any case, he is still happy, I think, for finding a peace deal that gives him a tiny piece of credibility. The problem is, Netanyahu cannot stay in power, as he is too much of a warmonger. Will the Israelis have a chance to evict him from office at the next election. Or will it be stalled yet again by the right-wing Likud and Netanyahu's other coalition partners?
