By our correspondent Tom Hardwood
The lead-up to general election 2028 can't come soon enough for us, as
we are fullheartedly behind Reform and its benevolent leader Nigel
Farage. All hail the glorious leader, and may he be beatified as soon as
possible as St Nigel of Downe and occasionally of Clacton.
By our correspondent Jacob Rees-Hogg
The plebs among us, anyone earning under £100000 a year, should know
their place. We hard working tax avoiders deserve much more than than
normal people. We are better than this. Well, not all of us, but the
chosen few. Vote Conservative in 2028 for future prosperity despite
what my fellow panellists say.
