By our correspondent Tom Hardwood
The General Election continues and we are for Reform. Their Leader Nigel
Fromage is the best man for the job none of this trans crap with their
lot and it's clear that they've got a bang up plan for the next term.
Reform will be the main opposition in 2029 when the next general
election occurs, or our Chief Of Staff will resign and move back to
France to get away from these pesky economic migrants.
By our correspondent Jacob Rees-Hogg
The plebs among us, anyone earning under £100000 a year, should know
their place. We hard working tax avoiders deserve much more than than
normal people. We are better than this. Well, not all of us, but the
chosen few. Vote Conservative for future prosperity.